my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it gets her so pissed it’s great
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scrambles when we can’t find him.
#i like how Eve is like ‘oh god no i don’t like this question #and john is like ‘my time has come’
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You really only understand how drunk you are when you’re peeing
gpoy.
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